Buy a cellular-phone and gives it to your girlfriend so she could keep in touch with her boyfriend easily.
Asks your brother to look after your new sports-car while you are away on business. Give him your Platinum Credit Card as well; so he can pump some gas or some other thing.
Wear a mini-skirt, then pulls it down every time someone is looking at your bare thigh and scolds him/her with these words: “What are you staring at?”
Go see the Bank Manager of any Bank and asks for a loan to be a millionaire without any collateral. Either he gives it to you or he sends you straight to the nearest asylum.
Send SMS to your lover; saves and keeps it in your cellular-phone as memoir and forgets the cellular-phone when you go out to work. Then call your own cellular-phone so your wife could pick it up and tells you your cellular-phone is not lost. Then tell her not to read your SMS because it’s private.
Lock your car when you go out to buy some groceries and leave the car-key inside your car for safekeeping. Ditto with your spare car-key which you have secured inside your locked briefcase; which you have placed inside your locked car’s trunk.
Turns on your air-conditioner and leave the house for a week to your favorite destination 300 miles away.
Buy a pack of cigarettes or whatever and walk away without taking your change from RM100 you have just paid to the shopkeeper.
Write a novel and make sure it is going to be a best-seller. Then crash your computer with some spy-ware, mal-ware or whatever-ware you’ve just downloaded from the web, and reinstall your OS.
Do not smile to your customers. Let them wait ages before you asked them what they want. Then take forever before you serve them. After that, it is easy to blame your competitor(s) when nobody visits your food-stall or your restaurant.